Hand moisturizer manufacturers conspire with hand washing poster manufacturers. Reason: Hand washing posters instruct you to wash your hands with soap. Soap dries out your hands. Your hands then require moisturizer. I think I'm onto something...*
*I thought this would make for a good blog but it turns out I'm not a conspiracy theorist nor have I ever been and this totally sucked. My apologies.
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