Lakeview Terrace

My review of Lakeview Terrace: Bonerific.












Patrick Wilson gives me a total boner.
You know, like a chick boner.

Skivvy Scheme/Bloomer Blueprint/Drawer Diagram/Lingerie Layout/Panty Platform

The Natural Evolution of the Male Undergarment

1. Diaper
learns to not pee himself
2. Briefs
realizes tighty whities are lame
3. Boxers
realizes boxers are impractical
4. Boxer briefs
no longer trying to impress anyone
5. Briefs
forgets to not pee himself
6. Diaper

Honourable Alternates:
The Union Suit/Long Johns
The Thong/G-String
The Manssiere/Bro
The Tallit Katan
The Kaccha

Livid Letterman

David Letterman is pissed. He is NOT cool with climate change. In the immortal words of Freddie Mercury "Get on your bikes and ride!"





(Earth is mourning the loss of polar bears and Party Ice.)

Possible Upcoming Posts

-Halloween costume ideas
(Eve - I've already got the fig leaf. I've also found the perfect turquoise dress shirt for a Lois Griffin ensemble.)








-summer movie reviews
(Tropic Thunder sucked,
Pineapple Express didn't)





-anecdotes from my recent trip to Michigan (including a local confusing Canada with Australia)



Never mind, three posts complete.