I stumbled upon Ashton Kutcher's Myspace this afternoon. A caption on one of his pictures reads "28 with a step daughter in college? who'd a thunk it"
He's not just some schlub Mom married, he's a 30 year old underwear model for Christ's sake. There's no way she lets him walk around the house in his Calvin Klein's. If I was Mom I'd be locking everyones doors. I can't even begin to wrap my head around this. I also can't wait for the tell-all memoir.
