Take The White Pill

Now I know this is going to sound crazy but I found some pills in my medicine cabinet. I don't know why I have these particular pills. I don't remember what they're prescribed for. My name is on the bottle but I don't recall what I went to the doctor for in July 2008. I Googled the name. This didn't help much, unless I've been diagnosed with arthritis and forgotten. I also asked a nurse who claimed to have prescribed this particular medication in the past. She could not remember why. Perhaps it is a memory-erasing pill? Inconclusive.

This is about as reckless as I get. I had a headache today so I took one of these pills, since they seem to be for some type of pain. It's been a few hours and I still have the headache. Here are my options: throw them out, sell them, crush them up and snort them.

Hometown Glory

Today my brother mentioned a movie starring Vivica A. Fox that had been filmed at our old high school. This reminded me of a few others that had been shot in the area. As I was reading through a list of local filming locations on IMDB, I came across the Four Seasons Family Nudist Resort.
We had also been discussing our upbringing and comparing it to others, for better or for worse. I think never bringing us to a family nudist resort earns my parents some points.

Notable movies filmed in my hometown: The Incredible Hulk, Hairspray, Glitter, American Pie Presents The Naked Mile*, American Pie Presents Beta House*.

*direct-to-video releases

Psychoanalysis

I babysat tonight. After she fell asleep I went on MSN.

Sara says (12:50 AM):
I think the little girl is dead. What's the best way of disposing a 6 year old? her shoulders may fit through the garbage chute
Sara says (12:51 AM):
I hope George Bush isn't tapping my MSN

Okay, so I'm stalling. I have some projects in the works that will most likely show up on here once complete. Patience is a virtue.

P.S. I will babysit your kids if you want.

js27

I appreciate all of his constructive criticism and his positive and negative reinforcement. He is a sick and twisted individual, which is made apparent in his blog. Sick and twisted, yes, but it's also the funniest thing since sliced bread. I might as well throw in a link to his YouTube, which has been garnering quite the following.

TK Dallman

I imagine TK stands for Trent Kent, making his his full name Trent Kent Reznor Brockman Dallman. I'm going to respect his wishes and not include a graphics interchange format image. He didn't state his opinion on Myspace links though. His music makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I've contacted my physician.

Dear Reader

I feel guilty (and also quilty) for not updating this thing lately. Most of my genius is now being condensed and spit out onto Twitter. Would it make sense to link to it even though that's probably why you're here in the first place? Maybe not. Maybe I should just take the link off of my Twitter profile. NEIN! This blog ain't dead yet. I just haven't been thinking in terms of 140+ characters lately. Something's bound to come up soon...

P.S.
I'm curious as to who visits this blog. If you're in the mood, why not leave a comment? Maybe I will overlook what it says at the top there and direct/dedicate an entry or two to you.

I Also Rap

Here's a couple of family-friendly bars all the way from grade nine:

I ain't got a rhyme book, none of these lines is pre-cooked
Oh wait, they've all been written - by Sara Brittain
Protect Ya Neck, my rhymes will cut you up
The ending of this rap will be rather abrupt

Spiffy GIF #5

Stephen Colbert singing 'Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe'

Spiffy GIF #4

Michael Ian Black's smear campaign

Spiffy GIF #3

Sarah Silverman on the Late Show with David Letterman

Spiffy GIF #2

Jon Stewart getting his rave on for reasons I can't remember.

Spiffy GIF #1

I'm going to start posting some of my .gif images. Many of them were created from screen captures I took at chance moments when I used to watch cable on my PC, hence all of the station logos. Also, if you can think of something better than Spiffy GIFs, let me know. Let's start with some gentlemen with weiners in their mouths from when The Comedy Network aired the first season of Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!


Krink FTW