The Red Hot Chili Peppers have recently confirmed that they are extending their previous hiatus to two years. To express my grief, here are a few select Neil Hamburger jokes.
How many Red Hot Chili Peppers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, it depends how recently they've shot-up!
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?
Well, because they were running away from the rehab clinic.
What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their management informed them that they were not at all happy with band's latest tracks?
Well, they went out and bought long-sleeve shirts.
What do you get when you cross the Red Hot Chili Peppers with an octopus?
Junkies with eight arms to shoot up into.
What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and a banana?
Well, a banana is high in potassium, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are high on heroin.
What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?
Well, the great Harriet Tubman was of course a heroine to the slaves and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to heroin!
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