"I heard that he punches stars right out of the sky and eats whole giraffes for breakfast, lunch and dinner.""...And space eagles. They're the tastiest. At least 1,900 calories per carcass."
He also apparently eats his own feces to retain those 12,000 calories. He has flippers for Christ's sake! The sportscaster even said so!
Oh, and those little legs! Tee hee hee.
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