Bucket List

• break an arm or leg
• give birth
• own another dog
• get a tattoo I regret
• be on TV, for any reason
• colour my hair (not very lofty, just unlikely)
  
• visit another province or territory
• leave the continent
• fend off an attacker
• fend off a lion, tiger or bear
  
• poop in the shower
• meet Sloan (also not very lofty)
• visit the Kinder factory
  
• go undercover (fake moustache)
• use the men's room when the ladies room is occupied
  

(the last 2 would most likely occur simultaneously)