July 18, 2008

Dear Dad

What do you mean I can't move in with him? Are you kidding me? Who are you to tell me what I'm not allowed to do? I mean what have you ever done for me? A house with only two bathrooms? Come on! What a joke! When I was five you wouldn't even get me that Barbie Jeep I wanted, and you have the temerity to tell me that an eighteen year age difference isn't "right?" Look who's talking! I'm supposed to listen to someone who once went out with a sophomore when they were a senior? Gross!

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