Piano Chords

Why are you so hard? All I wanted to do was pick a percussion setting on my keyboard so I could make some beats. Is that so wrong? Is it so out of the question to have a good beat to spit over? I guess so.

Now I probably won't even be able to pursue my rap career because I can't afford an MPC. Besides, even if I did turn tricks and saved up the money to buy one, I still couldn't get anywhere, because you probably need "a basic understanding of music composition to create anything that actually sounds like music" or something stupid like that. Instead I need to take years of "lessons." Forget it!

Do you think Too $hort made it in this business because he "practised?" No way! He just woke up one day and thought it would be cool to be a rapper and has been stuck in the game ever since! You think Biggie took lessons? He's dead! I'd like to see piano chords help him now!