July 18, 2008

My Favourite Baldwin

I'll start off by saying that it's not Stephen. The born-again brother creeps me out, with all of his talk of Deuteronomy. Furthermore, he got really fat and sweaty. Though I do commend him for supporting Huckabee. Those comments about the concentration camps were a real hoot.


Alec. I like Alec. I think. Why couldn't he just go by Alex, it would be much easier.

Daniel. What's there to say about Daniel? His best work to date is his time spent in rehab. God Bless Dr. Drew.

And the other one--what's his nose. No one cares about him. Was it him that no one cares about or Daniel? Oh, that's right, William. The least scandalous of them all, how boring.

In conclusion and in summation my favourite Baldwin is Tito.

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